( Bye Bye Jeannie. No really. Go. Please. )

( I wish I was a pirate )

Charlie was trying to figure out how gift wrappers did that thing with making the ribbon all curly. He couldn't work out how to do it, so there was plenty of ribbon and packing tape (he forgot sticky tape) and brightly colored paper along with gifts.

After the day he'd had with Jeannie which will be posted soon he was fine with doing all of this ( Read more... )

( I wish I was President of the United States )

The day hadn't turned out like Kawalsky had planned. First of all, he went running on the beach in the morning and found a bottle that contained Jeannie, a genie. Then he wished to be a prince. It hadn't gone as planned. Cam thought he was crazy and claimed he had a lapdance from Harkness (which...no, just no!) and no one else noticed that he was a ( Read more... )